American Caesar, Part 2

September 26, 1936, Washington D.C.:

General Douglas MacArthur had fervently hoped it would never come to this, but alas it had. President Hoover had proved himself unwilling and unable to quell the chaos and subversion of the Syndicalists and America Firsters. If America was to be saved from tyranny, Hoover had to go. MacArthur had already secretly discussed this with Vice President Curtis, who had agreed to support him, and the General was now marching on Washington at the head of his 1st Infantry Division.

Within a few minutes after leaving the barracks, a number of civilians had gathered around to see what was going on, and many of them jeered at the troops.
"Syndies..." MacArthur snarled under his breath. One of the soldiers next to him seemed nervous, casting worried glances at the angry mob.
"Don't worry Private." MacArthur told the young man. "As long as you keep marching and don't let on that you're afraid, they won't dare bother you."
"Yes Sir." The young soldier replied. Sure enough, as the troops marched on undaunted, the mob lost their nerve and dispersed. Within a few minutes, MacArthur and his men could see the White House just ahead. As they neared the gates, they finally encountered a guard.

"HALT! WHO GOES THERE?!" The guard demanded.

"General Douglas MacArthur." The General replied calmly. If there was one thing he'd learned after so many years in the army, it was keeping cool under pressure. He wasn't about to back down now, not with so much at stake.

"What's your business?" The guard asked.

"To save this republic." MacArthur replied, keeping his poker face as much as possible.

The two men stared at each other in silence for a tense few seconds. Finally, the guard spoke.

"Alright. Go ahead sir." He said, opening the gate and saluting MacArthur, who strolled into the White House lawn as his troops surrounded the building. Finally, he came to the Oval Office door, took a deep breath, and opened it.

"General MacArthur?!" President Hoover exclaimed. "I wasn't notified that you had an appointment here/ What's going on?!"

"Mr. President," MacArthur replied, with all the nerve he could muster, "as you have proven yourself unable and unwilling to protect this country from subversive elements, I, as Chief of the Army Staff, am invoking the 25th Amendment, which allows for the cabinet to remove a president who has become unfit for office. As Vice President Curtis is in poor health, he has agreed to place me in office as acting president."

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! IT'S TREASONOUS!" Hoover bellowed.

"On the contrary Mr. President, it's perfectly constitutional."

"And what if I refuse to comply?!" Hoover demanded.

"I would not recommend that, Mr. President. My troops have surrounded the building. I suggest you do things the easy way, and leave peacefully.

Hoover's face was still red with rage, but he grumbled "Fine" through clenched teeth. MacArthur than had him escorted out of the building to a comfortable house arrest.

-
The next day, Acting President General MacArthur made a speech to congress, announcing his takeover from Hoover and cancellation of the 1936 election until the situation had stabilized.. Congress, having essentially been presented with a fait accompli, voted unanimously to approve MacArthur's coup, giving his junta an air of democratic legitimacy. MacArthur made it clear that he did not intend to impose a dictatorship, and would keep the Congress in place as an advisory body. Most ordinary Americans, both Democrats and Republicans, breathed a sigh of relief, believing that the crisis was over. But not everyone accepted the change so readily. Syndicalists rioted in several cities, and MacArthur responded by declaring martial law, and banning the Combined Syndicates, as well as the America First Party.

This proved to be the last straw for the extremists. On November 24, 1936, Jack Reed's Syndicalists took control of Chicago, and proclaimed a new regime called the Combined Syndicates of America. Two days later, on November 26, Huey Long's Minutemen Militia took control of Atlanta and announced the creation of the American Union State. MacArthur refused to back down, and there was no turning back. The Second American Civil War had begun...

American Caesar, A HOI4 Kaiserreich Playthrough Chapter One

At the dawn of the 20th Century, many Americans believed it would be their time in the sun. However, they were cruelly disillusioned. The German victory in the Great War (also known by its German name, the "Weltkrieg"), and the resulting Syndicalist revolutions in Britain and France, cut the United States off from Europe, resulting in a disastrous economic depression.

Inevitably, the resulting social chaos in the United States led to the rise of extremist parties on both the left and the right. On the left there was the Combined Syndicates of America, led by Jack Reed, a journalist who had covered the failed Bolshevik revolution in Russia, and now wanted to bring Syndicalism to American shores. 

On the right there was the America First Party, led by the Nationalist Populist governor of Louisiana, Huey Long, whose party was full of rather unsavory bigots. 

Caught in between these two extremes, the old Democratic and Republican Parties were losing more and more political support, to the point that President Herbert Hoover's administration was virtually unable to act, and with the 1936 Presidential Election pitting Long against Reed, many feared that the Republic as they knew it was doomed...

But one man refused to let that happen...

The World of Kaiserreich

Ok, I'm planning to start a new Hearts of Iron 4 play through, but this time I'll be using my favorite mod for the game: Kaiserreich. Now, there's a lot of lore to this mod, so I'm doing this post to explain it before we get started.

Basically the starting point where the Kaiserreich timeline split off from our own is that in this world, Germany won the First World War which is known by it's German name the "Weltkrieg" in the Kaiserreich world. This resulted in both Britain and France having Syndicalist revolutions. (Syndicalism being more or less the Kaiserreich version of communism.)  In Russia on the other hand, the White movement managed to crush the Bolsheviks, and Russia remains a (highly unstable) republic.

Because of Germany's victory in the Weltkrieg, the Treaty of Versailles never happened, so the German people do not feel humiliated resulting in the Nazis never rising to power. Instead Kaiser Wilhelm II remains the Emperor of the German Empire, although he is facing challenges, both from vengeful Syndicalists in Britain and France, and from protesters in Germany who want reform.

Italy meanwhile, is split between the highly conservative and Catholic Italian Federation in the North, and the syndicalist Socialist Republic of Italy in the South, and many predict that the Italian Peninsula is a ticking time bomb.

The British Royal Family has managed to escape to Canada, where they are plotting to liberate Britain, along with their Nationalist French allies in exile in Algeria.

India is split between the Loyalist Dominion of India in the west, the syndicalist Bharatiya Commune in the east, and in the south there is the Princely Federation, a loose alliance of various anti-Colonialist rajahs who want to cleanse India of both syndicalism and western influence.

Oh, and Australia and New Zealand are united as the Australasian Confederation.

But the most important change from our timeline is in America. The US economy has been in decline ever since the crash of 1929, and this has resulted in radical extremist movements arising both on the left and on the right. That, combined with a Syndicalist Mexico on the border, is making North America a highly unstable region. The year is now 1936, and things look likely to get very dangerous very quickly...

So now that I've explained most of the backstory, here's a list of countries I think would be interesting to play:
Germany
Russia
Canada
America
Syndicalist Britain
Sweden

I'll let you decide which I'll do. Comment below which country you want to see.

ISIS Hams it Up

Ok, this is easily the best news story of 2017 so far. Apparently a group of ISIS terrorists near the village of Kirkuk in northern Iraq, were killed by a stampede of wild pigs. No, really. Needless to say, this is probably the most humiliating death possible for a Muslim, and hopefully it will make the Jihadis think twice before crossing...


SQUEAL TEAM 6!


I'll go now...

Britain's Finest Hour a Hearts of Iron 4 Playthrough Chapter 3: The Crisis Approaches

The mood in Summer, 1936 was somewhat lightened, both by the Berlin Olympics (Though Hitler took the opportunity to show off the might of the Reich) and by the hiring of well known reformer Ernest Bevin as Labour Minister. But by Autumn Britain was facing something of a domestic crisis.

It all started when King Edward VIII wanted to marry an American divorcee Wallis Simpson. Prime Minister Baldwin believed that the still fairly conservative British people would be outraged at the very idea of their King marrying a divorced woman, and urged Edward not to go through with it, but he insisted. When the matter was leaked to the public, it caused a huge scandal, with much controversy over weather the King should marry Simpson or not. The matter was made even more complicated by Edward's suspected fascist sympathies, with Sir Oswald Mosley's British Union of Fascists being particularly fervent supporters of the King. Some felt that the country was nearly on the brink of civil war. Things finally came to a head on December 9, 1936...

Village of Norchester*, Lancashire, England, December 9, 1936

"Time to close up the mill boys!" The cotton mill boss said, and all the workers immediately set about closing up shop for the day, including one George Bennett.

"Well George," his friend Frank piped up, "care to join me and me mates at the pub?"

"I don't drink Frank, remember?" George reminded Frank in his thick Northern accent.

"Aw, right, you're a Baptist. Oh well, see you tomorrow then!"

"Right. Cheerio then." George said as he wondered off. With his dusty blonde hair, wiry frame, his Protestant morals, and his Country accent, he was everyone's idea of a good old honest English worker, the type who had fought for King and Country in so many wars over the centuries. In the old days he would have been a country farmer like his Grandad had been, but things had changed a good deal since then, and these days Norchester was a factory town.

He whistled happily on his way home through the snow, looking forward to kissing his wife Vicky (she, like many women in their early thirties, was named after the late, beloved Queen) and seeing his children. And there they were when he opened the door to his cottage: Vicky listening to the radio, his little daughter Anne drawing scribbles, and his older son Edmund playing with his toy train. They both greeted him cheerfully, but Vicky seemed more wound up than anything.

"George!" She said, "Come in and listen to the radio, they just said the King's about to give a speech!"

Well, she didn't need to say that twice! It wasn't everyday you got to hear the voice of the King of England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Canada, Australia, Emperor of India... George was fairly certain he'd forgotten a few titles, but that hardly mattered at the moment, as he scattered inside, closing the door behind him.

"My loyal subjects..." The King said through the radio in his refined accent.

"Mum, is that the King?" Edmund asked.

"Yes luv, now quiet down for a moment so we can hear."

"...I have decided," The King resumed, as if he'd been waiting for the Bennetts to hush up before continuing, "that I cannot hope to rule this vast empire without Ms. Simpson by my side. Therefore, I henceforth abdicate my throne..."

Vicky switched off the radio in shock, and the room went silent. It had only been earlier that year that King George V had died, and now Britain had lost yet another king.

"Dad," Edmund said, "what's abdicate mean?"

"It means that... That the King's stepping down."

"From his throne?" Anne asked.

"No Anne. It means he's going to stop being the King." George corrected her.

"Then who will be King?" Vicky asked.

"I'm not sure. The King's not got any children,,, None that he admits to anyway..."

"GEORGE!" Vicky scolded in mock outrage.

-

A few days later, Edward VIII's brother was crowned as King George VI, and the matter was at last settled, although more than a few fascists never quite accepted Edward's abdication.

On December 16, the Germans officially announced the "Anticomintern Pact" which was an agreement between Germany and Japan to oppose communism in every way possible. While this pact was not yet a formal alliance, many saw it as a first step towards closer relations between the two fascist regimes...

In early 1937, Baldwin appointed Labour Party leader Clement Atlee as his political adviser, something most commentators saw as an attempt to reach across the aisle after the divisive Royal Crisis. In August another crisis, this one much farther away, broke out. After a border incident that many foreign observers saw as little more than a trumped up pretext for war, the Japanese invaded China. The Chinese, who had been embroiled in a civil war between the Nationalists and the Communists for years, responded to this by agreeing to a truce in their civil war, and forming a united front against the foreign invaders.

Meanwhile, in the Soviet Union, Joseph Stalin announced that he had just purged several "disloyal" officials and officers. Communist fellow travelers in the West insisted that the guilty men had been given a fair trial, but most more honest observers suspected it had just been an excuse for Stalin to get rid of his political rivals.

At around the same time, Stanley Baldwin, who had dominated British politics for nearly 20 years, retired as Prime Minister, and was succeeded by his political protege Neville Chamberlain, a man who was known for his determination to prevent a second Great War from ever occurring. Nonetheless, he chose to remain neutral as Asia burst into war. He also chose to stand by in December of that year, as Mussolini made claims on Yugoslavian territory, and as Spain broke out into civil war between the Republicans (supported by Stalin) and the Nationalists (supported by Hitler and Mussolini.) Increasingly, the aggressive fascist and communist powers began to see Chamberlain as a weak leader, who would not act to prevent or punish their aggression, and this only encouraged them to act out even more.

In February of 1938, German troops marched into Austria. The Austrian troops did not resist this invasion, and many Austrians (except the Jewish ones of course) greeted the German troops with cheers. The next day Hitler announced that Austria was now officially part of the Greater German Reich. Once again, Chamberlain failed to condemn this outrageous violation of the Treaty of Versailles. As Chamberlain tried to justify it "Austria is after all, a German speaking land." Behind the scenes though, he promised President Edvard Benes of Czechoslovakia that Britain would go to war with Hitler if he attacked Czechoslovakia. Little did he know that this was just the country Hitler was eyeing up as his next target.

The stage was now set for a crisis that would make the Summer \of 1914 look like child's play...

...DUN DUN DUN!!!...

Britain's Finest Hour A Hearts of Iron 4 Play Through Chapter 2: The Road to War

Most of the rest of Stanley Baldwin's time as Prime Minister was occupied by colonial policy. Concerned that Britain's far flung empire would be vulnerable in the event of war, Baldwin enacted a number of reforms to strengthen imperial defense. The most most important of these was the Overseas Service Program, in which British officers would be regularly rotated through various different colonial outposts, allowing them to gain important experience and intelligence about the various different fronts...

May 21, 1936, Delhi, British India

Captain Charles Wellesley supposed he should have expected this when he signed up for the Military Academy. He'd hoped for a nice comfortable post. He had a wife and a young daughter after all. But he should have realized that comfortable places usually didn't need nearly as many troops as uncomfortable places, and as far he was concerned, India fell decisively into the latter camp.

But as uncomfortable as it was, it was also fascinating and exotic, just as he'd imagined as he read those Kipling books as a boy. The people, the music, the buildings, the food, the constant tribal bickering (well, all right, he could have done without that bit) all mesmerized him.

He was less enchanted with having to deal with the people though...

"ATTENTION!" He shouted, and his Indian troops rather clumsily snapped into shape, or something vaguely resembling it. Many of their khaki uniforms were somewhat ill fitting. Many of them worse turbans, except for the Christians, who preferred to wear British style helmets. More than a few of them slouched a bit, and nearly all of them held their rifles quite clumsily. It would be up to Captain Wellesley to try and turn these tramps into a proper army, and he could already tell it wouldn't be easy.

"Permission to speak Captain?" One of the Hindus asked.

"Granted."

"Captain, I am afraid I cannot serve alongside these men."

"And why is that?" Wellesley demanded.

"Because sir, they are..." He lowered his voice, "Untouchables. To associate with them brings dishonor upon me. I would like to request that..."

Wellesley marched right up into the upstart Private's face.

"REQUEST DENIED! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BLOODY BACKWARDS RELIGION'S RULES! AS LONG AS YOU ARE IN THE BRITISH ARMY YOU WILL FOLLOW BRITISH RULES, AND THAT'S AN ORDER!"

He turned to the rest of them.

"Now, time for drill. Lieutenant McGregor!"

"Yes sir?" A redheaded man with an Ulster Scots accent replied.

"See to it that these men are properly drilled."

"YES SIR!" McGregor snapped to attention. "ALRIGHT MEN! HUP 2 3 4..." They all marched off behind him as Captain Wellesley retired to his quarters. When he entered his old style bungalow, he was greeted by his Indian Maid, Ms. Singh dusting the walls, while his wife Elizabeth held their sleeping baby daughter Diana as they listened to very British music on the radio. Charles mused for a moment that his daughter had been born here, and had never known any other country. "Some place to raise a child..." He murmured.

"Aw Darling!" Elizabeth said, "How were things at the barracks?"

"Alright." He said. He didn't care to trouble her with what had happened earlier.

Just then the song on the radio ended, and the very posh voice of an announcer began speaking.

"Welcome to the BBC News Program! The British Parliament recently passed a new act, allowing for the finest minds in the colonies to be brought to study together in London. What eactly they will be working on there is unknown..."

Wellesley didn't know either, but being a military man, he suspected that it was some sort of secret weapons project as likely as not.

"In other news, Prime Minister Baldwin has hired Phillip Kerr as his Foreign Minister. Mr. Kerr previously worked in the Lloyd George and Ramsay MacDonald governments, and played a large role in drafting the Treaty of Versailles. He has been a well known peace activist, and it is expected that this desire for peace will have a large influence on his foreign policy."

Wellesley wasn't sure he liked the sound of that. He liked peace as much as anyone, but if peace meant giving in to people like Adolf Hitler, he wasn't sure it was worth it.

"Mr. Kerr has also announced his plans to strengthen Britain's ties with our Dominions: Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa, as well as our other colonies like India and Malaya. According to Kerr, this will involve aiding them in further developing their infrastructure and defenses."

Aw, that was more like it! Anything that furthered the cause of imperial unity could only be a good thing!

Elizabeth reached to switch the radio off. "Well" she yawned, "I'm ready to retire to bed. What about you Charles?"

"That sounds lovely dear." He replied. After Elizabeth handed Diana to Ms. Chandra, he followed her to bed for the night.
-

So, let me know in the comments what you thought of this more character based chapter.

THE MEME JIHAD HAS BEGUN!!!

Ok, I need to take a break from my HOI4 Playthrough for a while to let y'all know about this: the government of Pakistan just forced Facebook to remove "Islamophobic" content. (Read: anything the Pakistani government doesn't like." Now, the fact that Facebook has just been turned into a Sharia safe space would be bad enough, but it actually gets worse!

The Pakistani government is now pressuring Facebook, Twitter, and even the FBI to help them track down Pakistanis who blaspheme against Islam on the internet. Just for context, let me tell you that the consequence for "blasphemy" in Pakistan is execution...

Yeah. I think you'll agree with me that our government must play absolutely no part in the execution of these brave Pakistanis who have dared to speak out against the hateful death cult that is Islam. If we allow Sharia to start creeping onto the internet, it may only be a matter of time before it starts intruding on your life more and more, until it becomes the law of the land. It already effectively is the law of the land in many Muslim communities in Europe and America.

So I've decided to draw my line in the sand. I propose that we use as many soapboxes on the internet as we can to bring attention to this and hopefully force Facebook, Twitter, and the FBI to stand up to Pakistan and say no to Sharia!

DEUS VULT!

#MemeJihad.