Wednesday, September 14, 2016

On the Orlando Mosque Fire

So apparently the mosque that was attended by Orlando shooter Omar Mateen, was recently set on fire. Now, let me make this clear. I don't support vigilante justice. I believe taking the law into your hands is almost always a bad idea. But at the same time (and don't hate me for this) I can't help but feel that this is karma coming back to bite Islam.

You see, where do you think Mateen learned to hate the West? I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was probably at his mosque. So I honestly think this is only fair, especially since no one was actually hurt as far as I know.

It gets even worse though. On the news they were talking about how the police were going through the arsonist's Twitter feed and saw a bunch of anti- Islamic tweets, and are now planning to punish him for "hate (read: thought) crimes". And you just know that Muslim pressure groups are gonna milk this "Islamophobia" for all it's worth. What kind of world are we living in where a man can be punished for having a controversial opinion? What is this, 1984?

But all in all, I do hope that this guy is arrested. Not because he's anti- Islam, because any intelligent person is, but because he's committed a crime. And that is reason enough.

P.S.: Sorry that this wasn't a humorous post, but I needed to get this off my chest. After all, having to hold opinions in like this can stress you out, and I'm on vacation right now.

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Pokemon Go is Taking Over the World

The title says it all folks. All over the world people young and old are playing the Pokemon Go thing-a-ma-bob. not me of course. I have better things to do than play Pokemon Go. Like ranting about it for instance.

I heard that a man in Russia was recently arrested for playing Pokemon Go in church. It may seem silly that that's illegal, but I'm more worried about the fact that apparently enough people were playing Pokemon Go in church for there to be a law against it. (Than again, in America it's illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head, so you never know.)

So what can we do about the Pokemon infesting our world. Well, I guess we gotta catch 'em all.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Islam is Evil

You know what one of my favorite things about democracy is? Freedom of speech. And incidentally, that also happens to be one of Radical Islam's least favorite things. Because, you see, if free speech is allowed, people might learn unflattering but true things about Islam that might offend the Muslim community. But you know what? I really don't care if Muslims are offended, because these things need to be said. So here are some facts that Muslims would rather you not know...

1: In Islam, wives are treated as slaves, who can be beaten whenever they disobey their husbands, not that you'll hear radical feminists talk about that. After all, they're too busy complaining about someone posting something on the internet they don't like.

2: In Islam, women who don't wear burkas are considered fair targets for rape. (Witness the rape epidemic that's happening in Europe thanks to Muslim immigrants.) But again, hardly a peep about this from radical feminists, or for that matter, European governments, who in some cases have actively tried to cover up these crimes. Ever notice that most of these Islamic beliefs involve oppressing women? Why do you think that is?... Oh, that's right, because many Muslim men see women as no better than cattle, and in some cases worse.

3: Most of y'all probably already know this, but the Koran tells Muslims to wage war or "jihad" against all non-Muslims until they either convert or agree to live as second class citizens under their Muslim overlords. For all the bellyaching Muslims do about how the Crusades were a case of "Western Imperialism" they were actually nothing but a Christian response to centuries of Muslim aggression.

4: Islam is incredibly racist. Most of you probably already know that Islam is violently antisemitic, but did you know that it's racist against Black people too? The Koran actually says that Black people can't go to Islamic Heaven. And yet there are millions of Black Muslims. Go figure.

5: Muhammad was a thoroughly unpleasant person in general. In addition to being a power hungry, dishonest, genocidal maniac who had all the Jewish men in his region murdered for refusing to accept Islam, he was also a pedophile who married a 6 year old girl.

6: Islam is pagan. As much as Muslims like to claim to worship the same God as we Christians and Jews do, Islam is actually mostly derived from the pagan religion of ancient Arabia. In fact, Allah is nothing more than the old Canaanite moon god B'aal, hence why the crescent moon is the symbol of Islam. As you may remember from the Bible, the Canaanites were fond of sacrificing people to B'aal, a practice that modern Muslims carry on in the form of killing non-Muslims. The real God is no doubt enraged that Muslims are trying to pass off this demonic false god as Him. Which leads me to the last one...

7: Allah is a liar, and encourages Muslims to lie. The Koran claims that Jesus wasn't really crucified, but that Allah only made it seem that way to everyone. But why would Allah deceive people like that if he is sinless? The answer is simple: because he's not sinless. In fact, he's quite the opposite. Not only is this Allah chap quite a dishonest bloke, but his Koran actually tells people that it's okay to lie in the name of Islam.

So there you have it, 7 things that Muslims don't want to hear but that need to be said. So if anyone tries to give you that "Islam is a religion of peace" nonsense again, just tell them these things.