Pokemon Go is Taking Over the World

The title says it all folks. All over the world people young and old are playing the Pokemon Go thing-a-ma-bob. not me of course. I have better things to do than play Pokemon Go. Like ranting about it for instance.

I heard that a man in Russia was recently arrested for playing Pokemon Go in church. It may seem silly that that's illegal, but I'm more worried about the fact that apparently enough people were playing Pokemon Go in church for there to be a law against it. (Than again, in America it's illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head, so you never know.)

So what can we do about the Pokemon infesting our world. Well, I guess we gotta catch 'em all.