Ok, this could be big. A few weeks ago a lawsuit came out from an unnamed woman claiming that Donald Trump and millionaire Jefferey Epstein raped her when she was 13. (Almost put 3 there. Big difference.) So, is there anything to this?
Well, normally I would say that the lack of a name attached to the suit would make it more credible, since otherwise it would be easy to dismiss it as an attention grab. But on the other hand, the fact that this suit was already dismissed several years earlier due to lack of evidence, the fact that she could be doing this for some of Trump's money, the fact that even Hillary Clinton apparently didn't think this was credible enough to attack Trump with, and the fact that she's only bringing this up again now that Trump is running for president all make me weary of taking this too seriously. Mind you, if it turns out I was wrong, I will retract all of this.
But it is worth noting that Jefferey Eptsein is a confirmed pedophile, (and a friend of Bill Clinton) and Trump really should have known better than to associate with him, so he hardly comes out of all this looking good.
The lesson here kids is, don't believe everything you read.
Thursday, October 13, 2016
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
On the Orlando Mosque Fire
So apparently the mosque that was attended by Orlando shooter Omar Mateen, was recently set on fire. Now, let me make this clear. I don't support vigilante justice. I believe taking the law into your hands is almost always a bad idea. But at the same time (and don't hate me for this) I can't help but feel that this is karma coming back to bite Islam.
You see, where do you think Mateen learned to hate the West? I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was probably at his mosque. So I honestly think this is only fair, especially since no one was actually hurt as far as I know.
It gets even worse though. On the news they were talking about how the police were going through the arsonist's Twitter feed and saw a bunch of anti- Islamic tweets, and are now planning to punish him for "hate (read: thought) crimes". And you just know that Muslim pressure groups are gonna milk this "Islamophobia" for all it's worth. What kind of world are we living in where a man can be punished for having a controversial opinion? What is this, 1984?
But all in all, I do hope that this guy is arrested. Not because he's anti- Islam, because any intelligent person is, but because he's committed a crime. And that is reason enough.
P.S.: Sorry that this wasn't a humorous post, but I needed to get this off my chest. After all, having to hold opinions in like this can stress you out, and I'm on vacation right now.
You see, where do you think Mateen learned to hate the West? I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was probably at his mosque. So I honestly think this is only fair, especially since no one was actually hurt as far as I know.
It gets even worse though. On the news they were talking about how the police were going through the arsonist's Twitter feed and saw a bunch of anti- Islamic tweets, and are now planning to punish him for "hate (read: thought) crimes". And you just know that Muslim pressure groups are gonna milk this "Islamophobia" for all it's worth. What kind of world are we living in where a man can be punished for having a controversial opinion? What is this, 1984?
But all in all, I do hope that this guy is arrested. Not because he's anti- Islam, because any intelligent person is, but because he's committed a crime. And that is reason enough.
P.S.: Sorry that this wasn't a humorous post, but I needed to get this off my chest. After all, having to hold opinions in like this can stress you out, and I'm on vacation right now.
Thursday, September 8, 2016
Pokemon Go is Taking Over the World
The title says it all folks. All over the world people young and old are playing the Pokemon Go thing-a-ma-bob. not me of course. I have better things to do than play Pokemon Go. Like ranting about it for instance.
I heard that a man in Russia was recently arrested for playing Pokemon Go in church. It may seem silly that that's illegal, but I'm more worried about the fact that apparently enough people were playing Pokemon Go in church for there to be a law against it. (Than again, in America it's illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head, so you never know.)
So what can we do about the Pokemon infesting our world. Well, I guess we gotta catch 'em all.
I heard that a man in Russia was recently arrested for playing Pokemon Go in church. It may seem silly that that's illegal, but I'm more worried about the fact that apparently enough people were playing Pokemon Go in church for there to be a law against it. (Than again, in America it's illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head, so you never know.)
So what can we do about the Pokemon infesting our world. Well, I guess we gotta catch 'em all.
Thursday, September 1, 2016
Islam is Evil
You know what one of my favorite things about democracy is? Freedom of speech. And incidentally, that also happens to be one of Radical Islam's least favorite things. Because, you see, if free speech is allowed, people might learn unflattering but true things about Islam that might offend the Muslim community. But you know what? I really don't care if Muslims are offended, because these things need to be said. So here are some facts that Muslims would rather you not know...
1: In Islam, wives are treated as slaves, who can be beaten whenever they disobey their husbands, not that you'll hear radical feminists talk about that. After all, they're too busy complaining about someone posting something on the internet they don't like.
2: In Islam, women who don't wear burkas are considered fair targets for rape. (Witness the rape epidemic that's happening in Europe thanks to Muslim immigrants.) But again, hardly a peep about this from radical feminists, or for that matter, European governments, who in some cases have actively tried to cover up these crimes. Ever notice that most of these Islamic beliefs involve oppressing women? Why do you think that is?... Oh, that's right, because many Muslim men see women as no better than cattle, and in some cases worse.
3: Most of y'all probably already know this, but the Koran tells Muslims to wage war or "jihad" against all non-Muslims until they either convert or agree to live as second class citizens under their Muslim overlords. For all the bellyaching Muslims do about how the Crusades were a case of "Western Imperialism" they were actually nothing but a Christian response to centuries of Muslim aggression.
4: Islam is incredibly racist. Most of you probably already know that Islam is violently antisemitic, but did you know that it's racist against Black people too? The Koran actually says that Black people can't go to Islamic Heaven. And yet there are millions of Black Muslims. Go figure.
5: Muhammad was a thoroughly unpleasant person in general. In addition to being a power hungry, dishonest, genocidal maniac who had all the Jewish men in his region murdered for refusing to accept Islam, he was also a pedophile who married a 6 year old girl.
6: Islam is pagan. As much as Muslims like to claim to worship the same God as we Christians and Jews do, Islam is actually mostly derived from the pagan religion of ancient Arabia. In fact, Allah is nothing more than the old Canaanite moon god B'aal, hence why the crescent moon is the symbol of Islam. As you may remember from the Bible, the Canaanites were fond of sacrificing people to B'aal, a practice that modern Muslims carry on in the form of killing non-Muslims. The real God is no doubt enraged that Muslims are trying to pass off this demonic false god as Him. Which leads me to the last one...
7: Allah is a liar, and encourages Muslims to lie. The Koran claims that Jesus wasn't really crucified, but that Allah only made it seem that way to everyone. But why would Allah deceive people like that if he is sinless? The answer is simple: because he's not sinless. In fact, he's quite the opposite. Not only is this Allah chap quite a dishonest bloke, but his Koran actually tells people that it's okay to lie in the name of Islam.
So there you have it, 7 things that Muslims don't want to hear but that need to be said. So if anyone tries to give you that "Islam is a religion of peace" nonsense again, just tell them these things.
1: In Islam, wives are treated as slaves, who can be beaten whenever they disobey their husbands, not that you'll hear radical feminists talk about that. After all, they're too busy complaining about someone posting something on the internet they don't like.
2: In Islam, women who don't wear burkas are considered fair targets for rape. (Witness the rape epidemic that's happening in Europe thanks to Muslim immigrants.) But again, hardly a peep about this from radical feminists, or for that matter, European governments, who in some cases have actively tried to cover up these crimes. Ever notice that most of these Islamic beliefs involve oppressing women? Why do you think that is?... Oh, that's right, because many Muslim men see women as no better than cattle, and in some cases worse.
3: Most of y'all probably already know this, but the Koran tells Muslims to wage war or "jihad" against all non-Muslims until they either convert or agree to live as second class citizens under their Muslim overlords. For all the bellyaching Muslims do about how the Crusades were a case of "Western Imperialism" they were actually nothing but a Christian response to centuries of Muslim aggression.
4: Islam is incredibly racist. Most of you probably already know that Islam is violently antisemitic, but did you know that it's racist against Black people too? The Koran actually says that Black people can't go to Islamic Heaven. And yet there are millions of Black Muslims. Go figure.
5: Muhammad was a thoroughly unpleasant person in general. In addition to being a power hungry, dishonest, genocidal maniac who had all the Jewish men in his region murdered for refusing to accept Islam, he was also a pedophile who married a 6 year old girl.
6: Islam is pagan. As much as Muslims like to claim to worship the same God as we Christians and Jews do, Islam is actually mostly derived from the pagan religion of ancient Arabia. In fact, Allah is nothing more than the old Canaanite moon god B'aal, hence why the crescent moon is the symbol of Islam. As you may remember from the Bible, the Canaanites were fond of sacrificing people to B'aal, a practice that modern Muslims carry on in the form of killing non-Muslims. The real God is no doubt enraged that Muslims are trying to pass off this demonic false god as Him. Which leads me to the last one...
7: Allah is a liar, and encourages Muslims to lie. The Koran claims that Jesus wasn't really crucified, but that Allah only made it seem that way to everyone. But why would Allah deceive people like that if he is sinless? The answer is simple: because he's not sinless. In fact, he's quite the opposite. Not only is this Allah chap quite a dishonest bloke, but his Koran actually tells people that it's okay to lie in the name of Islam.
So there you have it, 7 things that Muslims don't want to hear but that need to be said. So if anyone tries to give you that "Islam is a religion of peace" nonsense again, just tell them these things.
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Historical Highlights: John Henry Patterson
Today I'm going to tell the story of John Henry Patterson, the Israeli Army's unlikely Gentile father.
John Patterson was born in Forgney, Ireland, on November 10, 1867. He was raised by a Protestant father and a Catholic mother, and became a devout Protestant, which would later fuel his pro-Jewish sympathies. He joined the British army in 1884, and was sent to India, where he became an experienced tiger hunter, a skill which would come in handy later.
In 1898 he was sent to Africa to supervise the construction of a railway along the Tsavo River in modern day Kenya. While in Africa, Patterson's workers were regularly attacked by lions, so Patterson set out to hunt the lions (known as the "Tsavo Man-Eaters") down. After several attempts, he finally killed them, and was hailed as a hero by the native population. A few years later, the British colonial governor of Kenya made him a game warden.
In 1909, he went on safari with the nobleman Audley Blyth and his wife Ethel. During the safari, Audley committed suicide, and although Patterson was not involved, he was accused of killing Blyth to have an affair with Ethel. These untrue rumors would haunt him and his military career for several years afterward.
He served bravely during the Boer War, but won his real spurs in the Middle Eastern Campaign of World War One, where he found himself commanding a Legion of Jewish Volunteers, despite being a Gentile himself. During this time, he grew to respect his Jewish soldiers and their Zionist cause, and was angered by the prejudice they faced from his superiors, so much so that he threatened to resign in order to force the high command to treat them fairly. He succeeded, but the generals held a grudge against Patterson, and he was never promoted. All the same, his Jewish Legion later became the foundation for the Israeli Army.
After World War One, Patterson continued his support for Zionism, and supported the creation of a new Jewish Brigade to fight the Nazis, although he was too old by then to command it himself. His final request before his death on June 18, 1947, was to be buried in Israel, and the Israeli government granted his request decades later in 2014.
If any man can be said to have lived the British Empire, it was John Henry Patterson.
John Patterson was born in Forgney, Ireland, on November 10, 1867. He was raised by a Protestant father and a Catholic mother, and became a devout Protestant, which would later fuel his pro-Jewish sympathies. He joined the British army in 1884, and was sent to India, where he became an experienced tiger hunter, a skill which would come in handy later.
In 1898 he was sent to Africa to supervise the construction of a railway along the Tsavo River in modern day Kenya. While in Africa, Patterson's workers were regularly attacked by lions, so Patterson set out to hunt the lions (known as the "Tsavo Man-Eaters") down. After several attempts, he finally killed them, and was hailed as a hero by the native population. A few years later, the British colonial governor of Kenya made him a game warden.
In 1909, he went on safari with the nobleman Audley Blyth and his wife Ethel. During the safari, Audley committed suicide, and although Patterson was not involved, he was accused of killing Blyth to have an affair with Ethel. These untrue rumors would haunt him and his military career for several years afterward.
He served bravely during the Boer War, but won his real spurs in the Middle Eastern Campaign of World War One, where he found himself commanding a Legion of Jewish Volunteers, despite being a Gentile himself. During this time, he grew to respect his Jewish soldiers and their Zionist cause, and was angered by the prejudice they faced from his superiors, so much so that he threatened to resign in order to force the high command to treat them fairly. He succeeded, but the generals held a grudge against Patterson, and he was never promoted. All the same, his Jewish Legion later became the foundation for the Israeli Army.
After World War One, Patterson continued his support for Zionism, and supported the creation of a new Jewish Brigade to fight the Nazis, although he was too old by then to command it himself. His final request before his death on June 18, 1947, was to be buried in Israel, and the Israeli government granted his request decades later in 2014.
If any man can be said to have lived the British Empire, it was John Henry Patterson.
Saturday, August 20, 2016
Close Encounters of the Russian Kind
Ok, something kind of weird has happened to me today, but to really explain it I have to give some backstory.
On Monday, I was watching a movie about Stalin from 1992 (which was very interesting by the way, I recommend it if you're into Russian history) and saw some Russian neo-nazi (judging by his charming profile picture of a Nazi who looked like a serial killer, and his YouTube channel, which consisted mostly of racist music videos) conspiracy theorist in the comments claim that the Russian Communist Party was 85% Jewish, or some other such nonsense.I looked up the Soviet census, and wouldn't you know it, the Communist Party was only 5% Jewish. So he was only off by, you know, 80%, but hey, that's better than most Nazis can do.
So anyway, I told him this, and his charming response was to call me a communist, and a four letter word that I shant repeat here. I haven't heard from him since, so I assume he's realized he's lost the argument, and gone back to pulling the legs of spiders, or molesting goats, or whatever Russian neo-nazis do. How weird is it though, that I live in a day and age where a 19 year old from rural South Carolina can get into an argument with a kooky Russian fascist who he willhopefully most likely never meet in real life?
The moral of this story, of course, is never trust a Russian with a keyboard, because they will almost always get up to no good.
On Monday, I was watching a movie about Stalin from 1992 (which was very interesting by the way, I recommend it if you're into Russian history) and saw some Russian neo-nazi (judging by his charming profile picture of a Nazi who looked like a serial killer, and his YouTube channel, which consisted mostly of racist music videos) conspiracy theorist in the comments claim that the Russian Communist Party was 85% Jewish, or some other such nonsense.I looked up the Soviet census, and wouldn't you know it, the Communist Party was only 5% Jewish. So he was only off by, you know, 80%, but hey, that's better than most Nazis can do.
So anyway, I told him this, and his charming response was to call me a communist, and a four letter word that I shant repeat here. I haven't heard from him since, so I assume he's realized he's lost the argument, and gone back to pulling the legs of spiders, or molesting goats, or whatever Russian neo-nazis do. How weird is it though, that I live in a day and age where a 19 year old from rural South Carolina can get into an argument with a kooky Russian fascist who he will
The moral of this story, of course, is never trust a Russian with a keyboard, because they will almost always get up to no good.
Sunday, August 7, 2016
Squirreluminatti Confirmed
Ok, what I have to reveal today is gonna BLOW... YOUR... MINDS!!!
You see, I had the opportunity to visit Philadelphia a few days ago. In addition to getting to see Independence Hall and the Liberty Bell, I also had a close encounter with the Squirrel Kind.
What do I mean by that? Well, we were outside eating ice cream, when all of a sudden, we saw a squirrel. But this wasn't just any squirrel. This squirrel was out for blood. He glared us very intensely, almost like he was sizing us up. In the end nothing happened, but it made us all distinctly uncomfortable.
Why do I bring this all up? Because it's further evidence for something I've suspected for a long time.
You see, squirrels are planning to take over the world. I know, it may sound crazy, but hear me out. Squirrels have been gathering nuts for thousands of years at this point. Almost like their preparing for something... Like, for instance, oh, I don't know, TAKING OVER THE WORLD?!!!
It's genius really. Squirrels may seem like some of the dumbest living things on God's green Earth, but it's all just an act to lure us into a false sense of security while they plot the downfall of the entire human race, and the founding of the Squirrel Reich.... Wait... What's that?!... Oh no, it's... IT'S!... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
This blog has officially been taken over by the Squirreluminatti. You didn't see anything.
You see, I had the opportunity to visit Philadelphia a few days ago. In addition to getting to see Independence Hall and the Liberty Bell, I also had a close encounter with the Squirrel Kind.
What do I mean by that? Well, we were outside eating ice cream, when all of a sudden, we saw a squirrel. But this wasn't just any squirrel. This squirrel was out for blood. He glared us very intensely, almost like he was sizing us up. In the end nothing happened, but it made us all distinctly uncomfortable.
Why do I bring this all up? Because it's further evidence for something I've suspected for a long time.
You see, squirrels are planning to take over the world. I know, it may sound crazy, but hear me out. Squirrels have been gathering nuts for thousands of years at this point. Almost like their preparing for something... Like, for instance, oh, I don't know, TAKING OVER THE WORLD?!!!
It's genius really. Squirrels may seem like some of the dumbest living things on God's green Earth, but it's all just an act to lure us into a false sense of security while they plot the downfall of the entire human race, and the founding of the Squirrel Reich.... Wait... What's that?!... Oh no, it's... IT'S!... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
This blog has officially been taken over by the Squirreluminatti. You didn't see anything.
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