CSI: HGTV

So apparently, the Property Brothers nearly faced criminal charges recently, after getting into a bar fight like the first class twits they are. They really should have known better. If there's one thing I've learned from movies, it's that if you walk into a bar, there can only be two results: a bar fight or a punch line, possibly involving a rabbi.

If you don't know who the Property Tools Brothers are, there a couple of gay dudes on HGTV who improve people's homes or something. But here's the catch: their incredibly irritating. I just think it's a shame that they got away with all of this.

Oh well. Hopefully, the Love it or List it folks will be next.