Saturday, June 25, 2016

Brexit and Texit: Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together

As you've presumably already heard unless you live in the farthest reaches of the globe (AKA West Virginia) Britain has just voted to leave the European Union, and I for one wholeheartedly support their decision. As far as I'm concerned, the Brits have let the unelected bureaucrats in Brussels push them around for far too long at this point, but now the dog is finally biting back. Hopefully other countries will follow suit soon.

And that brings me to something a little closer to home. According to a reliable source my Dad, there are quite a few Texans who think that their state should secede from the United States before it becomes the property of Trump Enterprises. (All Rights Reserved, please don't sue me Mr. Trump.) Sure, there have always been jokes about Texas being a nation unto itself (and back in 1836 of course, it actually was) but they seem to be serious this time. And I'll be completely honest with you. If Clinton or Trump win this year's election, I might think seriously about heading west...

Or maybe even campaigning for my home state of South Carolina to do the same. Because no matter how many Confederate flags the Yankees make us get rid of, we DO have the right to do that.

In conclusion, I've got one thing to say to y'all Texans: if you don't call your secession campaign "Texit", there's something serious wrong with you.

P.S.: On an unrelated note, Bashar al-Assad, the dictator of Syria has started an Instagram account. I look forward to seeing pictures of his victims with crummy Tumblr filters soon.

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